Such information/instructions should be printed at the back of every a levels cert:

1) Do not burn.
2) Keep away from direct sunlight. Store in cool, dark places.
3) Warning: Non-biodegradable.
4) Comparing may be potentially lethal to either party. (will feel sharp pain in the heart)
5) Does not entitle loss of sanity.
6) Does not entitle cursing.
7) Do not fold! (this information applies to clara only)
8) Will affect your entire future. Congratulations.
9) Water-proof. (luckily)
10) Feel free to blame the processor if the product does not fulfil your level of satisfaction.
11) Non-refundable.

Directions: Best taken with alcohol.