If I were a planet I would be: Pluto or whichever is the tiniest planet

If I were a sea animal I would be: Nemo! nah...prolly a manta ray

If I were a direction I would be: north (everyone's guiding point. ha.)

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: er...the light? wait...the bed? erm...TV?

If I were a historical figure I would be: Myself

If I were a liquid I would be: Milk

If I were a stone, I would be: stoned haha...a pebble!

If I were a tree, I would be: oak tree

If I were a bird, I would be: Penguin (love 'em!)

If I were a tool, I would be: Chainsaw!! Muahahaha!!

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a Tulip (somehow my fave flower)

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the kind before a great storm

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: electric guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: a cat!

If I were a color, I would be: somewhere between red and orange

If I were an emotion, I would be: warmth (is there such an emotion?)

If I were a vegetable, I would be : a cabbage-patch kid!

If I were a sound, I would be: so pathetic...hmm, the kind that you make you go deaf.

If I were an element, I would be: Gold or silver. haha.

If I were a car, I would be: a convertible

If I were a song, I would be: topping the charts

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: peter jackson...he's the one famous one i can remember.

If I were a book, I would be written by: Sylvia Plath ( i think that's how you spell it)

If I were a food, I would be: oyster...gosh im hungry...

If I were a place, I would be: the universe!!!!yess!!

If I were a material, I would be: wool...the comfy kind...

If I were a taste, I would be: spicy...not trying to imply anything...

If I were a scent, I would be: allergic to myself...im serious

If I were a religion, I would be: Jewish

If I were a word, I would be: joy, i guess...

If I were an object, I would be: a video cam

If I were a body part I would be: an a**hole...haha...jk...I'll be the cheeks!

If I were a facial expression I would be: relaxed with a slight smile..

If I were a subject in school I would be: rather dead

If I were a cartoon character I would be: donkey from shrek!

If I were a shape I would be: in-shape, hopefully...