Such information/instructions should be printed at the back of every a levels cert:

1) Do not burn.
2) Keep away from direct sunlight. Store in cool, dark places.
3) Warning: Non-biodegradable.
4) Comparing may be potentially lethal to either party. (will feel sharp pain in the heart)
5) Does not entitle loss of sanity.
6) Does not entitle cursing.
7) Do not fold! (this information applies to clara only)
8) Will affect your entire future. Congratulations.
9) Water-proof. (luckily)
10) Feel free to blame the processor if the product does not fulfil your level of satisfaction.
11) Non-refundable.

Directions: Best taken with alcohol.

The people at my workplace are NICE.
My boss is mad. which fits me completely.
My colleagues have messed up lives.
But absolutely fun.

oh no, should I quit?

oh look its monday the 13th. nothing exciting i know. its almost a friday the 13th! i'm tired as you can tell.

i realised that there is nothing interesting to blog about ever since school ended. oh well, i have finally gotten myself a job. i'm waitressing at some cafe down at Tanglin Mall. where i feel like a minimum waged slave. even at night i dream of washing plates and cups. sigh sigh. luckily the people are nice and crappy (like me) there. if you're free, come find me PLEASE. i think i might switch jobs soon. my mum encourages it.

When I'm not working, I watch TV excessively. many may be disgusted, but I am addicted to the Taiwan variety entertainment shows on SCV now. who knew 5566 are such funny people? I am disgusted with myself even as I write this. oh well, the cheenaism probably wouldn't get me cos my chinese is just too damn lousy.

Here I am, rambling about myself again. results are coming out soon, and I'll start losing sleep. worrying about results, of course. And what am I gonna wear back to school? Gosh, that would be a major headache. My brother told me that his friend bought a $250 Gucci sunglasses to wear back to school so that she could run away easily if she got really bad results. Not such a bad idea huh. Maybe I'll bring a paperbag to fit over my head.

my JC friends are drifting apart, like we ourselves had predicted. What's wrong with you people?! haha. work doesn't equal to having no life okay. we were supposed to go bowling. we were supposed to go kbox. we were supposed to the Balcony together. we were supposed to fix a day every week to go out. sorry but I would NOT plan these things anymore. Its so bloody tiring. I feel so used. blah.

people have pointed out that maybe I should consider a career as a comedian because I crap so much. I'm beginning to find that to be true.

(the following is purely out of fun)
seeing how getting your own christian name is now what everyone i know (without one) is doing, i decided to join in. ha.
samuel helped narrow down to these few that he thought was 'me':
1) Madison
2) Ashley
3) Amanda
I guess they all sound okay to me. as long as its not something very common. and not something cheena people always decide to call themselves.

when was the last time you sat till 3am chatting with a couple of old friends and then reaching home only to get scolded?